Coach says, it's not steroids it's Jesus juice

If you're going to teach kids to break the law you may as well do it right. Give the little sheep steroids. After all, that's what God made steroids for.
That's not as stupid as what they really said in the Greensboro News-Record article, 'God still in the game'.
What happens when a school employee admits to knowingly breaking the law on numerous occasions and requiring students to join in? In Guilford County North Carolina, I'll bet they get a good talkin' to and a God Bless, keep up the good work. What's your answer GCS Board of Education?